@davidrgray: I’m always giving this chap special @teddysphotos hoodies because he is a top chap.

shuckl:

starrysleeper:

get-off-your-arse-its-begun:

geekishchic:

volouminous:

You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.

 You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.

You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.

You can be intelligent and sharp-minded and still forget what month it is

you can dance if you wanna, you can leave your friends behind

eribyss:

stop him

pocket-ferret:

a moment of silence for all the little girls this halloween who had to be anna because their older sister wanted to be elsa

sscizorss:

I believe the first alcoholic beverage you drink represents where you are in life. Example: If you are served a fine scotch in a crystal glass at 18, you’ll probably live long and earn a lot of money. If your first drink was at 14 and it was casked wine hanging from a clothing line as you spun around, it looks like you’re australian. 

bagmilk:

*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning

illkim:

When the teacher groups you up with your friends for a project

image

disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

zooeyclairedeschahell:

“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy

little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi

plaidmikey:

when ur so far up your faves ass you’ve made it all the way to their heart

vivalahemmings:

Ash promoting my church’s summer camp for 2015!

pishposhspice:

my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago